August 2010
14 posts
“If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett.”
– Re: delivery driver
He was.
“If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett.”
– Re: delivery driver
“You just got hyphy to Justin Bieber.”
– Re: vodka specials
“I feel bad for her. Mine was a fat Mexican man named Spanky.”
– Re: kisses
“That shit’s a-QUIVERING.”
– RE: vibrating lady
“I can’t believe I’m the only girl who left that porn shoot with my...”
– RE: duh.
“You can’t get MORE naked.”
– RE: heat wave
“Back then, I could sing. Before my BALLS DROPPED.”
– RE: talent
“Did chiggers bite your cooter?”
– RE: cooters
“Ew. God, so gross. I mean yum!”
– RE: alcohol
“Chigga, please.”
– RE: chiggers.
“I need a breeze up my ass all the time.”
– RE: air conditioning
“Gimme your charger, bitch. I need to finish downloading this porn.”
“What is this physical feeling of (non-sexual) longing?”
– RE: actual google search result 