If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett.– Re: delivery driver He was.
If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett.– Re: delivery driver
You just got hyphy to Justin Bieber.– Re: vodka specials
I feel bad for her. Mine was a fat Mexican man named Spanky.– Re: kisses
That shit’s a-QUIVERING.– RE: vibrating lady
I can’t believe I’m the only girl who left that porn shoot with my...– RE: duh.
You can’t get MORE naked.– RE: heat wave
Back then, I could sing. Before my BALLS DROPPED.– RE: talent
Did chiggers bite your cooter?– RE: cooters
Ew. God, so gross. I mean yum!– RE: alcohol
Chigga, please.– RE: chiggers.
I need a breeze up my ass all the time.– RE: air conditioning
Gimme your charger, bitch. I need to finish downloading this porn.
What is this physical feeling of (non-sexual) longing?– RE: actual google search result