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"If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett."

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:21:48 -0500

““If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett.””

- Re: delivery driver

He was.

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 23:17:59 -0500

““If he wasn’t high, call me Carol Burnett.””

- Re: delivery driver

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:32:59 -0500

“You just got hyphy to Justin Bieber.”

- Re: vodka specials

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 08:32:25 -0500

“I feel bad for her. Mine was a fat Mexican man named Spanky.”

- Re: kisses

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:20:00 -0500

“That shit’s a-QUIVERING.”

- RE: vibrating lady

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:19:11 -0500

“I can’t believe I’m the only girl who left that porn shoot with my dignity intact.”

- RE: duh.

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:17:56 -0500

“You can’t get MORE naked.”

- RE: heat wave

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 23:16:58 -0500

“Back then, I could sing. Before my BALLS DROPPED.”

- RE: talent

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:18:39 -0500

“Did chiggers bite your cooter?”

- RE: cooters

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:35:02 -0500

“Ew. God, so gross. I mean yum!”

- RE: alcohol

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:19:51 -0500

“Chigga, please.”

- RE: chiggers.

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:19:17 -0500

“I need a breeze up my ass all the time.”

- RE: air conditioning

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:16:27 -0500

“Gimme your charger, bitch. I need to finish downloading this porn.”

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:00:00 -0500

“What is this physical feeling of (non-sexual) longing?”

- RE: actual google search result